7/14/2002
Commie and capitalist running dogs

7/21/2002
We'll make the world love us again

7/28/2002
Public access

8/4/2002
Every spam mail you get

8/11/2002
What I've learned from my condo

8/18/2002
What I've learned from Anna Nicole

8/25/2002
I vanish, like the ozone layer

9/1/2002
You're a cop now

9/8/2002
A plum gig: Trying out for Miss America

9/15/2002
We toast you who milk 9-11

9/22/2002
Working the polling place

9/29/2002
E-mails to lost people

10/6/2002
How to be ethical

10/13/2002
I'll be N.J.'s poet laureate

10/20/2002
Pledge break

10/27/2002
It's not WWII

11/3/2002
Election letters to the editor

11/10/2002
Democrats'bad Web page

11/17/2002
Kids aren't eating lunch

11/24/2002
Jokes about depression

12/1/2002
Bad toys

12/8/2002
Illegal crackpots

12/15/2002
Strangers bring us garbage

12/22/2002
Looking good is full-time work

12/29/2002
Please fear everything