12/30/2001
Mohammed Mossadegh, Person of the Year

12/23/2001
I pity whoever is watching me

12/16/2001
Madonna is doing stuff

12/9/2001
Science makes us even fatter

12/2/2001
Kids are wild for accountants

11/25/2001
Europeans don't totally hate us

11/4/2001
The public's brilliant ideas

10/28/2001
Our new friend, anxiety

10/21/2001
Where are all the Democrats?

10/14/2001
I'm getting on that plane

10/14/2001
EXTRA COLUMN!
War without magical powers

10/7/2001
Flag stealers

9/30/2001
Post-apocalyptic comedy

9/23/2001
Giving back my tax cut

9/16/2001
Searching the rubble for my dumb friends

9/9/2001
Mainstream heads for the "Fringe"

9/2/2001
Big Brother thinks you're dull

8/26/2001
Money marks the X Games

8/19/2001
Hollywood is at our idiotic mercy

8/12/2001
Where governors come from

8/5/2001
Boring, bureaucratic garbage

7/29/2001
Aliens!!

7/22/2001
Perfectly legal

7/15/2001
The stuff we trade

7/8/2001
Let's pretend to take drugs

7/1/2001
I rewrite the Constitution