12/31/2000
If You Say "Politically Correct" One More Time, You're An Idiot

12/24/2000
Santa Claus And The Jewish Kids

12/17/2000
Your Money Is No Good Here, Or Anywhere

12/10/2000
The Weedman

12/1/2000
Limbo 3 (Ralph Nader)

11/24/2000
Limbo 2 (Drug Seizure Laws)

11/17/2000
Limbo 1

11/10/2000
Thank God The Election Is Over, Though It Isn't

11/3/2000
The Local World Series

10/20/2000
Vapid Terrorism

10/13/2000
Lies, Lies, Lies

10/6/2000
Our Prociency Test

09/29/2000
The New Ethics

09/22/2000
Illegal Dogs

09/15/2000
How The UN Summit Changed Everything

09/08/2000
Remembering Public Schools

09/01/2000
Politicians: Crime Fighters!!

08/25/2000
That Zany West Nile Virus

08/18/2000
I Blame The Phone Company

08/11/2000
Porn, We Hardly Knew Ye

08/04/2000
Fix Your Damn Cat

07/28/2000
Commie Cell Phone Conspiracy

07/21/2000
Cheerleaders Make Us Glad

07/14/2000
Our Funny Friend, The Law

07/7/2000
Apologies To John Rocker