1/6/2002
There she's going, Miss America

1/13/2002
Loosen up, James E. McGreevey

1/20/2002
You're liberated. Get used to it

1/27/2002
Twelve-legged chicken saves America

2/3/2002
Sports bore me

2/10/2002
Everyone I hate is a terrorist

2/17/2002
You're a patriot if you advertise

2/24/2002
Mideast goes in circles

3/3/2002
These laws made sense at the time

3/10/2002
Kevin Meaney plays the airport

3/17/2002
Liberal arts telemarketers

3/24/2002
I judge rap

4/7/2002
Radioactive sewage

4/14/2002
The mayor smoked pot! Dude!!

4/21/2002
Those rude web people

4/28/2002
How about this weather

5/5/2002
Another celebrity murder trial

5/12/2002
The speech for when you say nothing

5/19/2002
Some kind of health thing

5/26/2002
In which I shave

6/2/2002
Gospel according to Nissan

6/9/2002
This and every year's summer films

6/16/2002
Deconstructing "cute"

6/23/2002
Strategic jokes

6/30/2002
Trim your hips ... like a man!