6/24/2001
Serfs up

6/17/2001
Virtual school spirit

6/10/2001
America hates kids

6/3/2001
Surrounded by nothing

5/27/2001
Sneeze fetishists

5/20/2001
Help, I'm trapped in my car

5/13/2001
Motherrrrr's Day

5/6/2001
If I were a billionaire, I'd change nothing except my life.

4/29/2001
New way to fly

4/22/2001
More reality than necessary

4/15/2001
A heart-to-heart with my tax form

4/8/2001
My car, the political machine

4/1/2001
Ads! Ads! Ads! Aaagh! Ads!

3/25/2001
E-mail of joy and threats

3/18/2001
We earlier, non-violent outcasts

3/11/2001
Meet-An-Inmate.Com

3/4/2001
Trading freedom for magic beans

2/25/2001
Goodbye Mr. (micro)Chips

2/18/2001
Lunch sucks

2/11/2001
Screw history, I want coffee

2/4/2001
Kinder, gentler Armageddon

1/28/2001
Clinton's final letter to Bush

1/21/2001
America agrees to disagree

1/14/2001
Whitman's last state-of-the-state address

1/7/2001
The New Jersey driving test