TEACHING AID
Links to ESL practice tests for CUNY.

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Commercial voice reel 1

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Commercial voice reel 2.

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My radio voice reel.

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Al Qaeda News, July 12, 2006: Hollywood News

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Al Qaeda News, June 9, 2006: Zarqawi Dies

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5/25/2006
Al Qaeda News: Osama Tape

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4/27/2006
Al Qaeda News: Mideast Update

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12/25/2005
P.C. "Merry Christmas"

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11/18/2005
Product Placement

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11/11/2005
Product Placement

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10/25/2005
Product Placement

5/11/2005
Inevitability?

3/11/2005
Fight the power; pay your bills

2/23/2005
False argument

1/18/2005
Yoga!

12/18/2004
Who greased the chute for Robert Novak?

11/12/2004
Do I care why we hate us?

11/1/2004
Bin Laden retranslated

10/24/2004
Why to vote for Kerry

10/13/2004
Penn v. South Park

10/12/2004
American image

10/2/2004
New debate rules

8/29/2004
Protests are GOP plot

8/21/2004
Never apologize

7/6/2004
Democrats' contract with America

6/27/2004
John Ashcroft, masturbation detective

5/26/2004
More job listings

5/16/2004
Test for being American

4/19/2004
Liberal radio

4/5/2004
It's all inevitable

3/28/2004
Fine, blame me

3/15/2004
"The Passion" spin-offs

3/7/2004
Bush's 9/11 commercial

2/29/2004
Slamming each candidate

2/22/2004
Corrections

2/8/2004
Big issue: Gay weddings

2/1/2004
Why fuss over Bush's mistakes?

1/18/2004
President's advice to lovelorn

1/4/2004
The new dating

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  • 6/30/02

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    LINKS
    Everywhere

    RESUME
    1985 To The Present

    VOICE SAMPLES
    Voice samples for Barry Lank


  • Recent TV segments I produced

    Oil spill in Mayflower AK/Police officer cannot lobby for cannabis reform

    "Revision Accomplished" -- George W. Bush dedicates his library

    "Sequest Airlines" -- the sequester hits air traffic control

    "Mrs. Thatcher"

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    The Invisible World

    A new audio play - in five episodes.

    A 17th-century ghost still owns property in New England, and a conspiracy is brewing against a cell phone tower installer.

    "The Invisible World" stars Megan Brown, Armando Diaz, Jim Earl, Kent Jones, Kevin Kiernan, Barry Lank, Michael Lutton, Ross Taylor, Lizz Winstead and Darbi Worley.

    Episode 1
    Episode 2
    Episode 3
    Episode 4
    Episode 5

    The Obscure County Election That Changed Nothing

    A "RADIO" SERIAL (which probably could never be broadcast on the radio) IN SEVEN PODCASTS

    Preview

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    OTHER RECENT PROJECTS

    Viral video 1: Bush Hears Voices
    Written by Barry Lank and A. Whitney Brown
    Directed and engineered by Rod Weber
    Starring Barry Lank and George W. Bush

    Viral video 2: Alberto Gonzales, Cannibal
    Written by Barry Lank and A. Whitney Brown
    Directed and engineered by Rod Weber
    Starring Barry Lank and Alberto Gonzales

    AUDIO FILES

    My podcasts for Plenty magazine

  • Catch-22 when states change emissions laws

  • Growing pork in the lab

  • Eerie new lightbulbs

  • History looks at the bottled water craze

  • Drive to the Antarctic

  • A chimp is classified as people

  • Sexy, sexy environmentalists

  • Post-election concession on global warming

  • Shopping with the Green family

  • The White House faces eco-evangelicals

  • This week’s news in hemp

  • Move to Sprawl Acres

  • A company gives its all to the Third World

  • The White House explains the border wall